When you don't have the time to shower in front of a mirror/multimedia onslaught, take those no-good double-crossing whiskers into the shower, turn the water off, and scrape away. Scrape every last motherfucking pore until it bleeds, until it's pure. Yeah, now we're cooking. COOKING IN HELL!!!
Now only $29.99--just because everyone else is going to pay doesn't mean you have to!