Monday, November 12, 2007

Confront Your Inner Psychopath with the Tri-Fold Wireless Mirror

You are a handsome, successful, clever and very, very powerful man. Don't EVER let anyone tell you differently. You are a handsome, successful, clever and very, very powerful man. Don't EVER let anyone tell you differently.

2 comments:

Cissy Fenwick said...

"In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion."

Thomas said...

i bought two of these on my last business trip to Hot Springs with Frank. our bus stop prostitute chewed gum and smacked her lips together, "you're so smart," she said. then i put on a starbucks cd and made her shave my face into her armpit.