Unsurprisingly, Shirt That Makes Extra Large Statement about BBQ Only Available in XL

Finally, a shirt that puts brussels sprouts in their place.

It's Like If Garth Brooks and Keenen Ivory Wayans Had a Parker Lewis and Named It "Are You Fucking Kidding Me?"

The "One of a Kind Shirt" is "one of a blind" man's creations.

Something About Snatches and Making Things Harder?

The Buckle Up - Aliens Teeshirt is as confusing as it is dumb.

How's the Weather Up There, China and India? Mathy?

The Find X Tee is as unfunny as it is terrifying.

"Intentional" Unisex Bamboo T-Shirts Come in Three Sizes...

One Thumb Up!

Two Thumbs Up!!!!

Someone stole my necklace and my thumbs! Hi!

These t-shirts are supposed to channel positive energy into your body from the heartfelt expressions written on the inside of the t-shirts. SkyMall researchers have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that inspiring language on the inside of unisex t-shirts can make a powerful difference in your life. Researchers have yet to prove why anyone should drop $40.00 on one of Skymall's t-shirts instead of writing the same words and phrases on t-shirts they already own.

Regardless, I Will Not Read Your Novel.

What do Hemingway, Dickens, Roth, and Nabokov have in common? They all got the shit beaten out of them for wearing this awful sweatshirt.

Catch Skymall Live at The Comedy Store Next Saturday Night ($10 at the door, 2 Drink Minimum)

A Dedication to the Loneliest People in SkyMall Magazine