Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Your Marriage is Doomed Anyway

So why not put the final nail in the coffin with a pair of Wireless Headphones? Once you slip these on (along with your crisp hospital pjs), you'll forget all about the significant other laying next to you in your communal twin bed. Get the feel of a deluxe surround-sound system, even in your 8x10 domestic dorm room.

1 comment:

Jay Hastings said...

My dad has those exact earphones...wait. MAMMA, DON'T GO!!!!