Sunday, February 24, 2008

Please Leave All "Carry On" Items by the Pool

Ever think your parties need a little bit more of an airport look? With this portable iPod PA system you can make sure your party looks like everyone's work week for only $300. Also apparently this product is also being marketed to men who croon into microphones 8 inches from their female guests...

The Magical Glare Resistance Device Sold Seperately

P.S This family needs to put King Kong on hold and do a couple of laps around the backyard.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Nothing Displays Your Love of Books More...Than Buying Fake Books

These books belong in the home of the "pretentious illiterate."

Hide Your Hearing Problem by Looking like A Total Douche

If you are embarrassed of wearing a hearing aid just buy this Stealth Secret Sound Amplifier. For $40 next time you are having a conversation, at a dinner party, at your kids recital, or pretty much any public place, the Stealth Secret Sound Amplifier will ensure that no one will ever know you have a hearing problem because they will be too busy thinking you are a total douchebag who should take his/her bluetooth off.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Just Because It's Frozen Doesn't Mean I Still Can't Step In It

Dear Skymall,
Please stop stealing product ideas from shitty Jack Black movies from the 90's.

Fight the Winter Blues....With Skin Cancer

For only $140 consider seasonal affective disorder a problem of the past! No more days waking up and wondering why things just seem By purchasing the Skymall "Sun System" the only thing you'll have to worry about this cold and dreary season is a malignant melanoma.