Tuesday, April 17, 2012

401(K)? More like 401(No Way!)

Secure your savings future and get the piece of mind only a box of crackers can provide.

Muscle Milk is for Pussies

Pull one of these bad boys out of your gym bag after blasting those delts.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

With the Shake of Thy Wand I Turn Thee Veggies into Cheetos

Oh, that's not how the Nano-UV Wand works?

How's the Weather Up There, China and India? Mathy?

The Find X Tee is as unfunny as it is terrifying.

Smother Yourself in Warmth

The latest from SkyMall's Needy Textiles collection.

Cutting is Over!

Pack up your knives and throw away your razors, tweens! Self-mutilate for the new millennium and burn the skin right off your body! Relieve the pain your mother just doesn't understand with the Infrared LED Pain Reliever. It's a cry for help...to the third degree!

Women Can Read Too!

Deluxe Prism Glasses fit nicely with SkyMall's "Women Stuggling with Words" line of visionwear.

Perfect for a Blustery Day off the Pacific Northwest Coast

Send a message in a bottle man to his watery grave with the Nuclear Globe!