Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Ladies we have all been there: hanging out in a nondescript location, possibly work, casually Vulcan typing on your computer while simultaneously writing something in pencil in your tiny journal, and frozenly loving every minute of it when you realize, fuck me... are my forearms fat?! DO NOT STRESS, for only $29.99 Skymall can ensure that you accomplish your goal of having at least half a skinny arm this summer and when Halloween rolls around you only need to pull out your favorite ski mask and a large shearling coat and your Bane costume is complete!
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
Thursday, June 27, 2013
Friday, June 14, 2013
Just when you thought these dad jeans couldn't get more unhip, you realize they're actually pajamas.
The magnetic tie eliminates sloppiness, destroys Pacemakers.
[Frantically checks pockets and wallet] "Where the fuck did I leave my credit cards and ID!?" - A satisfied Smart Belt Buckle wearer. (Not to be confused with this lifesaver.)
Camo-my-God it's the "Grill" Sergeant BBQ Apron!
Hey, how about some pants with those Grizzly Bear Slippers. There are children present.
Friday, June 7, 2013
The DaVinci Code Invisible Writer ($29) "allows you to write secrets in an invisible ink that can only be read by using the special light from the pen." Here's a secret, as revealed in this simulation of how I believe this pen to work. [Cue dramatic Vatican Pope-drum music] T..O...M...HA...N.....KS...H...A...T..E..S...Y...O..U
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
this nonsense out of our faces.
Thursday, May 9, 2013
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Cool Zombie Dad Alert! Weeooo Weeooo Weeoooo! Hey Zombie Dads, are you sick and tired of your zombie kids calling your lame? Like your mortality, it is now a problem of the past! With the Skull Cap Brimmed Hat you'll be the coolest Zombie Dad in town! Don't forget your favorite Bazaar coin necklace and unnecessary MIB sunglasses to complete your hip new look!
Feline Tree House looks like an amazing product. If you do not have a cat but still want to spend $800 on some sort of Treehouse I recommend visiting Treehouse Point in Washington for a few nights where you can rent your very own treehouse!
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Monday, May 6, 2013
Just because you grew up in an underground prison cruelly taunted by the faint light of the sun, doesn't mean you don't like to glide through that perfect powder like a dark angel. With the Subzero Warm Breath Mask, you'll never have to worry about chapped lips, a chilly nose or being without a constant stream of your life-sustaining super soldier serum.
Skymall Caption Contest!!!!
This is the Portable Infrared Sauna. It meets all the criteria of a classic Skymall Product: it looks dangerous, costs a fortune, and harnesses the power of infrared rays.
We want you to take this product to task by offering up your funniest caption in the comment section below!
Post a caption in the comments by this Friday at 12 p.m. ET. The winning caption will be posted on Friday afternoon!
here. As a token of gratitude for having us on the show, please accept this Red Shoe Cat House. Maybe Lois can get one for her closet - no one will suspect it's not just a regular ole shoe.
Sunday, May 5, 2013
Saturday, May 4, 2013
SkyMall presents The Trouser Rack. No, no, no. Not the gay club. It's an actual rack, for trousers.
Friday, May 3, 2013
Just because college is over doesn't mean your terrible decision making has to be! Round up your crew and hit your closest mass body of water for some good ol' fashioned competitive drinking! For only $64.99 you can relive your glory days of consolidating cups and drinking beer mixed with ping pong balls covered in germs (if you're lucky enough to not loose your ball to the photoshopped lake again!)
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
iPad Adjustable Floor Stand provides an efficient and comfortable way to chronicle Dr. Froggy-Woggy's big adventure at the super market.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Channel your own terrible Italian impressions with the R.e.m. Spring Hair Remover. It's like using a bedspring to mow your upper lip, but significantly more expensive.