Tuesday, July 9, 2013

We've Moved!!

Grab your favorite pet and drag it over to our new home on Tumblr: http://skymallproductreview.tumblr.com/. See ya on the other side of the train tracks, Soul Patch!

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

"Bane" Your Way to the Hottest Forearms Around

Ladies we have all been there: hanging out in a nondescript location, possibly work, casually Vulcan typing on your computer while simultaneously writing something in pencil in your tiny journal, and frozenly loving every minute of it when you realize, fuck me... are my forearms fat?! DO NOT STRESS, for only $29.99 Skymall can ensure that you accomplish your goal of having at least half a skinny arm this summer and when Halloween rolls around you only need to pull out your favorite ski mask and a large shearling coat and your Bane costume is complete!

Friday, June 14, 2013

Father's Day Gifts That Your Dad Will Kind of Maybe Like!

Just when you thought these dad jeans couldn't get more unhip, you realize they're actually pajamas.

The magnetic tie eliminates sloppiness, destroys Pacemakers.

[Frantically checks pockets and wallet] "Where the fuck did I leave my credit cards and ID!?" - A satisfied Smart Belt Buckle wearer. (Not to be confused with this lifesaver.)

Camo-my-God it's the "Grill" Sergeant BBQ Apron

Hey, how about some pants with those Grizzly Bear Slippers. There are children present.

Friday, June 7, 2013

I'd Pay 30 Invisible Dollars For This!

The DaVinci Code Invisible Writer ($29) "allows you to write secrets in an invisible ink that can only be read by using the special light from the pen." Here's a secret, as revealed in this simulation of how I believe this pen to work. [Cue dramatic Vatican Pope-drum music] T..O...M...HA...N.....KS...H...A...T..E..S...Y...O..U 

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

All Your Friends Will Say, "Wow! That HAS To Be From SkyMall!"

Since we're all over 5 feet tall, I can just imagine all the fun my friends and I will have this summer swatting this nonsense out of our faces.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Lean In, Ladies!

If you're gonna do the domestic thing, just go all in.

"Dad, My Butt Hurts."

The Misty Mate gives the illusion that the house is on fire. But don't worry, it's not. And if it were, the Misty Mate would put it out.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Get That Shattered Pelvic Bone You've Always Wanted

This shoddy elliptical requires assembly and is probably just about as safe as this.

Soon-To-Be-Mugged Traveler is Needy in 30 Different Langauges

Comment dis tu "whiny little bitch" en Fran├žais?

Hey! Check Out that Cool Zombie Dad!!

Cool Zombie Dad Alert! Weeooo Weeooo Weeoooo! Hey Zombie Dads, are you sick and tired of your zombie kids calling your lame? Like your mortality, it is now a problem of the past! With the Skull Cap Brimmed Hat you'll be the coolest Zombie Dad in town! Don't forget your favorite Bazaar coin necklace and unnecessary MIB sunglasses to complete your hip new look!


All jokes aside the Feline Tree House looks like an amazing product. If you do not have a cat but still want to spend $800 on some sort of Treehouse I recommend visiting Treehouse Point in Washington for a few nights where you can rent your very own treehouse!

We're on Facebook, Ya Pervs

Lay down, loosen that tie, and see what SPR has to offer on Facebook

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Monday, May 6, 2013

When It is Done and Gotham is in Ashes, You Have My Permission to ENJOY THE SLOPES!

Just because you grew up in an underground prison cruelly taunted by the faint light of the sun, doesn't mean you don't like to glide through that perfect powder like a dark angel. With the Subzero Warm Breath Mask, you'll never have to worry about chapped lips, a chilly nose or being without a constant stream of your life-sustaining super soldier serum.


Portable Infrared Sauna

Skymall Caption Contest!!!!

This is the Portable Infrared Sauna. It meets all the criteria of a classic Skymall Product: it looks dangerous, costs a fortune, and harnesses the power of infrared rays.

We want you to take this product to task by offering up your funniest caption in the comment section below!

Post a caption in the comments by this Friday at 12 p.m. ET. The winning caption will be posted on Friday afternoon

Sleep Tight, Little Girl. One Day You'll Grow Up To Do Exceptional Things!

Whether you're young or old, you are not welcome in my home with that thing.

Peacefully Sleep Your Way Through Your Next iPod Robbery

Because $27.95 is a small price to pay for the thrill of napping alone in a convertible.

Thank You, Marketplace Money!!

We had a great time chatting with Lois and Barbara on this weekend's edition of Marketplace Money. In case you missed it, audio can be found here. As a token of gratitude for having us on the show, please accept this Red Shoe Cat House. Maybe Lois can get one for her closet - no one will suspect it's not just a regular ole shoe.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Man Perishes in World's Slowest Luge Accident

Looking for a Fratty Way to Drown With Your Friends?

Just because college is over doesn't mean your terrible decision making has to be! Round up your crew and hit your closest mass body of water for some good ol' fashioned competitive drinking! For only $64.99 you can relive your glory days of consolidating cups and drinking beer mixed with ping pong balls covered in germs (if you're lucky enough to not loose your ball to the photoshopped lake again!)

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Shadow Puppets Make Reading More Not-Hard

The iPad Adjustable Floor Stand provides an efficient and comfortable way to chronicle Dr. Froggy-Woggy's big adventure at the super market.

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

For the Truly Embarrassing Parent

Tush Wipes

"I'm­­-a rippin the hair outta my face like an old pizza pie-ya"

R.E.M. Spring Hair Remover

Channel your own terrible Italian impressions with the R.e.m. Spring Hair Remover. It's like using a bedspring to mow your upper lip, but significantly more expensive.

If Your Pillow Is Within Reasonable Proportions Of Your Actual Head Size, Who The Heck Are YOU?

(Anyone else feeling the heat between Angry Sleeper #1 and Dead Sleeper #2? Caliente!)