"No Training Wheels for You, Alexander, I've Purchased What Is Essentially a Wooden Scooter!"

The "Wooden Balance Bike," for Scandinavian tykes having a difficult time coping with all of this "growing up" business. Nobody on the playground is going to poke fun at an athletically-disinclined youngster straddling a faux bicycle that goes by the name of "Skuut." Replacement children sold separately.