BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL, I HAVE THE POWER

...to take my tap water on-the-go!

Tweakers Plug Directly Into Smartphone, Pawn Smartphone for Cash

Tweakers Mini Speakers will totally get you back, man.

All of Your Friends Will Say, "What Happens When You Press the Button with the Car on It?"

People Need to Feel More Comfortable Washing Their Electronics

Hey fudgy fingers, sick of surfing the web with a sticky, crumb-muddled mouse? Go ahead and wash it! Or try washing your hands! And your face. There's powdy sugar all over it. Dick.

Telling Time Has Never Been So Pointlessly Complicated

Do you remember how smart you felt in kindergarten when you learned how to read a clock for the very first time? Search for that vindication all over again with the Color Pattern Clock, the latest step downward in SkyMall's irritating quest to reinvent the way we tell time. At first sight, the device might confuse you, but once you realize the series of colored lights corresponds with the different numbers on a normal clock, you'll understand just how clever this product really isn't. Great for people with overwhelming feelings of inadequacy and epileptics who love a challenge.

There's No Way a Fake Security Camera Could Ever Backfire

Too cheap to install a real security system in your home? You should take the gamble of a lifetime with the Dummy Surveillance Camera, half-hearted subterfuge that renders potential intruders alarmed, then confused, and finally, more determined than ever to gain access to your home. Your family's safety is important: entrust it to SkyMall's aluminum box with a blinking red light.