Friday, March 2, 2012

This'll Teach My Chin Not to Poop on the Good Carpet

FaceTrainer is "the only fitness device that applies the proven principals of resistance training to facial muscles." Also, it's made by a company called No!No!. The marketers behind this should Know!Know! better.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

This Woman Has No Idea How to Use a Tampon

"The Tranquil Sounds Oxygen Bar replenishes, renews and rejuvenates you down to the cell. Headset delivers oxygen for easy concentrated inhalation." Barf.