For just the low price of $519 you can be the proud owner of this dual motor "core strengthener." You can proudly display this fine piece of machinery in any room in your house, knowing that anyone who happens to see it will in no way change their perception of you. Find that you have the added comfort of knowing that mounting this colossal piece of awkwardness for just 45 minutes a day will provide substantial improvement to your body, and mind. The trotting and galloping action helps strengthen your spine and pelvic muscles, and stimulates seldom-used core muscles, in the dorsal and abdominal regions.
Seldom-used until your "partner" gets a sight of your new "horse power"
Exercising has never been this easy...(since you stopped having sex)!
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