Monday, May 6, 2013

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Portable Infrared Sauna

Skymall Caption Contest!!!!

This is the Portable Infrared Sauna. It meets all the criteria of a classic Skymall Product: it looks dangerous, costs a fortune, and harnesses the power of infrared rays.


We want you to take this product to task by offering up your funniest caption in the comment section below!

Post a caption in the comments by this Friday at 12 p.m. ET. The winning caption will be posted on Friday afternoon

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

World's Cheapest Juke Box. Now only 0 Dollars

Jujee said...

Tried to pop her out when she was done, but couldn't find the lever!

Marc A said...

The Brave Giant Toaster

Llama said...

This product is great! Now my husband can't smell my poops anymore. Thanks toilet tent!

Rosie2K said...

The newest germ-free way to socialize-your own personal bubble!

Anonymous said...

Last Halloween, Ruth decided to change her image from skank to Pop Tart.

Anonymous said...

No Need to Corporal Punish Your Villeges Citizens With Satan in Their Hearts With Those Old Fashioned Wooden Stocks Anymore.

Get the new modern Witch Tent from SKYMALL

This Product TEA PARTY Approved.

John Rock said...

One beep means yes, two means no.