"Bane" Your Way to the Hottest Forearms Around

Ladies we have all been there: hanging out in a nondescript location, possibly work, casually Vulcan typing on your computer while simultaneously writing something in pencil in your tiny journal, and frozenly loving every minute of it when you realize, fuck me... are my forearms fat?! DO NOT STRESS, for only $29.99 Skymall can ensure that you accomplish your goal of having at least half a skinny arm this summer and when Halloween rolls around you only need to pull out your favorite ski mask and a large shearling coat and your Bane costume is complete!

When It is Done and Gotham is in Ashes, You Have My Permission to ENJOY THE SLOPES!

Just because you grew up in an underground prison cruelly taunted by the faint light of the sun, doesn't mean you don't like to glide through that perfect powder like a dark angel. With the Subzero Warm Breath Mask, you'll never have to worry about chapped lips, a chilly nose or being without a constant stream of your life-sustaining super soldier serum.