Hey What Could Possibly Be In That Big Coke Bottle Thing?

Oh.

Even the Chair Itself Looks Lazy and Slightly Short of Breath

"Loaded with a huge list of proprietary capabilities and features, the Sogno DreamWave will transport you to a place of total relaxation with more body coverage than any other massage chair in the market."

A Dedication to the Loneliest People in SkyMall Magazine

Struggling To Relocate Bulky Furniture? Let the Forearm Forklift Straps Violate the Laws of Physics for You

Using patented "it just works, okay?" technology, the Forearm Forklift Strap turns a strenuous chore into a lark. Spare your back and leave your hands free to fondle your armoire in a socially acceptable manner for only $18.99. I can smell the liability from here, ladies.