Get That Shattered Pelvic Bone You've Always Wanted

This shoddy elliptical requires assembly and is probably just about as safe as this.

Zippo Brings You a Fragrance that Can Only be Described as "Highly Flammable"

The Zippo Spray for men is part confidence, all lighter fluid.

Perfect for a Blustery Day off the Pacific Northwest Coast

Send a message in a bottle man to his watery grave with the Nuclear Globe!

Do Not Attempt this if you own a Mini Cooper

This product also doubles as a full body sling. The only thing more fun then setting it up, is getting out of it. Also their license plate says Hamanaka. I think Sky Mall is trying to tell us its a Man Hammock.

Broken Tailbone, Bruised Elbow, and Bloody Nose in 5,4,3,2,1...

Fucking Double Ultimate Recliner Swing!