Zippo Brings You a Fragrance that Can Only be Described as "Highly Flammable"

The Zippo Spray for men is part confidence, all lighter fluid.

Up In The Hair

You're dragging an extra-long load, you're on your cell phone, and you've got a smug look? Let's go stand on the moving walkway together...forever.

Man Perishes in World's Slowest Luge Accident

$169.95

Looking for a Fratty Way to Drown With Your Friends?

Just because college is over doesn't mean your terrible decision making has to be! Round up your crew and hit your closest mass body of water for some good ol' fashioned competitive drinking! For only $64.99 you can relive your glory days of consolidating cups and drinking beer mixed with ping pong balls covered in germs (if you're lucky enough to not loose your ball to the photoshopped lake again!)

Shadow Puppets Make Reading More Not-Hard

The iPad Adjustable Floor Stand provides an efficient and comfortable way to chronicle Dr. Froggy-Woggy's big adventure at the super market.

For the Truly Embarrassing Parent

"I'm­­-a rippin the hair outta my face like an old pizza pie-ya"

Channel your own terrible Italian impressions with the R.e.m. Spring Hair Remover. It's like using a bedspring to mow your upper lip, but significantly more expensive.

If Your Pillow Is Within Reasonable Proportions Of Your Actual Head Size, Who The Heck Are YOU?

(Anyone else feeling the heat between Angry Sleeper #1 and Dead Sleeper #2? Caliente!)

"Until We Chief Again, My Friend."

The Bag Re-Sealer comes in packs of two in case you accidentally seal one into the bag.

It's Like If Garth Brooks and Keenen Ivory Wayans Had a Parker Lewis and Named It "Are You Fucking Kidding Me?"

The "One of a Kind Shirt" is "one of a blind" man's creations.

Tweakers Plug Directly Into Smartphone, Pawn Smartphone for Cash

Tweakers Mini Speakers will totally get you back, man.

Leave It to Mom to Ruin Christmas

Zip up the Christmas spirit (quick, before the presents have been opened) with the Pro Bag and Stand.

Even the Chair Itself Looks Lazy and Slightly Short of Breath

"Loaded with a huge list of proprietary capabilities and features, the Sogno DreamWave will transport you to a place of total relaxation with more body coverage than any other massage chair in the market."

Have You Ever Seen Shame in a Dog's Eye? Yea, Neither Have I.

Skymall.com describes this Toilet Dog & Cat Water Bowl as a "hilarious conversation starter." I imagine the hilarious conversation would go something like this:

[doorbell rings]

"Hi, I'm looking for Michael Donson?"
"That's what my mom calls me but my friends all call me crazy!"
"Sir you owe over $50,000 in credit card debt and we need to repossess your car."