We've Moved!!

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"Bane" Your Way to the Hottest Forearms Around

Ladies we have all been there: hanging out in a nondescript location, possibly work, casually Vulcan typing on your computer while simultaneously writing something in pencil in your tiny journal, and frozenly loving every minute of it when you realize, fuck me... are my forearms fat?! DO NOT STRESS, for only $29.99 Skymall can ensure that you accomplish your goal of having at least half a skinny arm this summer and when Halloween rolls around you only need to pull out your favorite ski mask and a large shearling coat and your Bane costume is complete!

Shitty Screen Makes Hair, Domestic Life Effortless

This woman fares much better with the Instant Removable Screen Door than this poor soul.

Hey What Could Possibly Be In That Big Coke Bottle Thing?

Oh.

Is That Iced Tea? Are You Guys Having Iced Tea Over There? I Think I See Iced Tea.

The 4-Panel Privacy Screen is *kind of* private. Is anyone else thirsty right now?