Spice Up Your Kitchen with the Flavor of the Islands! And by "Islands" I Mean "Doctor's Office!"

Wall Mounted Magazine Rack, hang it next to the apples, pears and throat swabs.

The Truth Has Never Been So Clear: SkyMall Just Ripped You Off So Fucking Bad

Why spend $400 on glasses or contacts when you can get a glorified magnifying glass that hooks up to the television!

Because Your Addictions Are Supposed to Cripple Your Soul, Not Your Travel Arrangements

Turn your drug problem into a drug solution with the Travel Medicine Kit, the perfect way to cram several narcotics, prescriptions, and injectables into one diminutive case without sacrificing the space you need for bulkier compulsions.