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Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Lanyards and Wine? Skymall's Yuppiest Product Is Also Its Stupidest
Parties are fabulous, but those ridiculous glasses you have to carry around everywhere? So offensive. Let the lower class hold things. Strap that beverage to your chest and maximize your hands' potential at any social function.
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This allows free handed masturbation as you drone on about your childs exclusive kindergarden, your trip to europe, or any self aggrandizing topic.
4 comments:
This allows free handed masturbation as you drone on about your childs exclusive kindergarden, your trip to europe, or any self aggrandizing topic.
Anyone who chews tobacco could make great use of this. No need to grab a cup every 30 seconds, just drool...
It needs a straw.
ha ha ha! this is the very best use of lanyards ever! next office party i will have to give it a try!
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