Lanyards and Wine? Skymall's Yuppiest Product Is Also Its Stupidest

Parties are fabulous, but those ridiculous glasses you have to carry around everywhere? So offensive. Let the lower class hold things. Strap that beverage to your chest and maximize your hands' potential at any social function.

It's a Missionary Wine

For $59.95 nothing says "I'm Classy!" more than a sexually suggestive wine holder.

"Did I Die and Go to Heaven?" Maybe!!

The perfect punch bowl for your next party in the ether.