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Thursday, December 6, 2007
The Second-Coming of Christ, Courtesy of Your Dog's Collar
Sinners beware! With one purchase of the Safety LED Lighted Collar, the Messiah will return to his bodily form and damn those who renounce his name. All hail thee Jesus Christ and the lobster-trapped canine that brought him forth!
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