It's a tale as old as time: you have a private body of sanitized, temperate water at your disposal, but there's not a lap pool in sight. Ever try swimming laps in a normal pool? All of those turns! The sense of accomplishment! Revolting. Friends and relatives will hate your spacious pool.
Drown your fears and frustrations with the "Pool Tether," the more expensive alternative to a piece of synthetic rope or random cable. Skymall helps those who can't help themselves.