All of Your Friends Will Say, "What Happens When You Press the Button with the Car on It?"

Agent Dark Messiah 2, Freeze! Its 8:05!

Next time someone asks you for the time, insult their vision in style. Why just answer the question, when you can show off your money clip/clock in all its gaudy glory. For just $50 become every pickpocket's wet dream, and confirm that you probably do deserve to have your identity stolen.