Thursday, April 2, 2009

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What a remarkable image -- so remarkable that Skymall Product Review wants you to write the headline for us. If you feel so inclined, please leave your hilarious submission in the comment section.

Details on the product can be found here.

Enjoy!

17 comments:

buckwheaton said...

"Display your stuffed dead lover with elegance..."

You bagged her, now show her off!

Anonymous said...

"Honey, what was the name of that lady who cut off her husband's penis?"

"Lorena Bobbit."

"Yeah, that's who I'm thinking of."

Anonymous said...

Put Your Loved Ones in Really Awkward Social Situations; Perhaps Even Compromise the Harmony of Your Golden Years

"You're embarrassing me. These sweaters you made us wear are bad enough."

"But not quite sitting has really been a miracle for my knees, honey."

"Yeah...As much as I care for the comfort of your joints -- and I really do -- you have GOT to put that fucking thing away before Jim and Susie get here. Your knees will be fine for a couple hours. I'm not asking you to do fucking squat thrusts."

Anonymous said...

are you warm enough for the paddle?

Anonymous said...

"Ralph, please tell me you bought the one with the washable cover."

Jules said...

Hawkeye and Hotlips share nostalgic memories of the wild and wacky days of "MASH".

Ave-o-Ree said...

"Sandpaper Pants: When You Can't Afford To Slide Off the Couch".

$39.99, unisex.

Varion said...

Are your real parents a bit "too real"? New lifelike likeable parents are now yours for a very low price. They'll never comment on the dry turkey or say that you never call. Order now and receive bonus christmas clothing!

Anonymous said...

"Christ, what an asshole."

fred said...

"Kneel and kiss my feet, bitch! That's right. I'm the Queen of Canada!"

StevanPierce said...

Soft and squishy, just like your lap.

Anonymous said...

Now you can fart on the couch without it getting absorbed into the cushion!

Leisa said...

Dirty little secret...

We know you old swingers gotta' get yours too! Spice up your living room conversation with this "Dirty Little Secret." What's the secret? That your wife will love being punished with this new remote controlled device. Now she'll even come with her own eject button!

Shaka'!!!

Chris said...

Now you can both metaphorically and literally talk down to -- and look down upon -- your loved ones.

Becca said...

"Journey through your twilight years together in peace and style.


"White, gray, and salt-and-pepper hair pieces available through SKY MALL MAGAZINE.


"Coming soon: BEARDS!"


(Also, I hate how old people are portrayed in commercials. They're just young people with white wigs on. I've never met an old person who looked like THAT. "I'm healthy, tan, and agile! I just have white hair! Ha ha!")

Winslo said...

Finally some relief from your zesty enchiladas.

Matthew said...

My ass is fucking killing me.