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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Brian the Brain is Currently Serving 20 Years in Prison


"This animatronic brain incorporates The Concise encyclopedia from Britannica, a dictionary, and a world history timeline, and uses voice recognition technology to respond to verbal prompts, for an interactive roommate that children can use as an academic resource or as a toy. Not only an academic aide, Brian the Brain asks questions concerning the child's likes and dislikes, using the child's responses to personalize conversations and to tell jokes."
Posted by Unknown at 10:32 AM

2 comments:

Nate Luce said...

Brian the Brain wants to know where you live. How many time you go potty everyday. What your dad is like.

January 9, 2008 at 5:57 PM
Unknown said...

He also says "Hey Dude!" ...a classic predator red flag

January 9, 2008 at 6:25 PM

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