Shower Heads From the "Double Dare" Collection

The kind of shower Marc and Robin would have wanted you to take.

There Was an Earthquake in Haiti

I Come From a Long Line of Costume Shop Employees

Buy SkyMall's DNA Ancestors to find out which TNT Mini-Series YOUR ancestors starred in! Also, don't forget to unearth your dog's filthy family secrets here.

2010: Cloud Computing Technology. Global Broadband Interface. Cell Phone Watch.

The Cell Phone Watch costs $300.

Finally, the Toilet Privacy I've Been Waiting For!

Oh, it's not a toilet? Welp, in that case, I think someone just pooped in your Personal Infrared Sauna.

Fresh from the Cheskymallapeake Bay!

Nothing says "Maryland Summer" like "ship frozen, thaw, heat and enjoy!"

The Coolaroo Dog Bed, as Seen on "Hoarders"

Made from knitted-mesh, the Coolaroo Dog Bed can support up to 23 puppies, 34 kittens, and at least 60 trash bags filled with expired coupons!

Mom Sandwich, Now in HD

The IPS Alpha Panel delivers a 178degree wide viewing angle with bright, clear images when viewed from most any location in the room, even from mom's underwear drawer!

"Yup, the sensor confirms it -- that damn faucet diarhea'd on the carpet again."

Looks Like Someone Got Caught Lookin' Down the Butterscotch Jar!

STOP EATING! JUST STOP IT!

"The Waistband Stretcher is constructed of durable plastic, and can be adjusted to fit waist-bands from 21" to 45 inches. Order today and make those clothes comfortable again!" Ugh.

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It's a surveillance camera disguised as a tissue box! Genius! Can you come up with a suitable caption?

The link to the product can be found here.

Want Sexier Lips? Burn Them Temporarily Swollen!

Take a look at this flattering review for the Lip Enhancement Kit--

"This kit really does plump the lips better than lip plumping gloss alone. I noticed it lasted about 2 hours. The directions say to use the plumping gloss (which tingles and feels "spicy") before you use the pump device; and to put it also directly on the device itself, as well. This burned the area around my lips and gave me "kool-aid mouth". So. I suggest using just plain chapstick or gloss, use the device, THEN use the plumping gloss. It seems to work better, and more comfortably. My husband was even impressed with the instant results; he was skeptical, but he's convinced now."

What Hell Looks Like for Outlets

Screaming faces rotate mindlessly in a three-pronged orgy of despair and maddening convenience -- nobody's protected or grounded in OUTLET HELL