There's One Way, And One Way Only, To Enjoy a Pool Float

(Legs up.)

(Head tilted.)

(Chin on hand.)

(Get out.)

World's Finest Pool Floats

Father's Day Gifts That Your Dad Will Kind of Maybe Like!

Just when you thought these dad jeans couldn't get more unhip, you realize they're actually pajamas.

The magnetic tie eliminates sloppiness, destroys Pacemakers.

[Frantically checks pockets and wallet] "Where the fuck did I leave my credit cards and ID!?" - A satisfied Smart Belt Buckle wearer. (Not to be confused with this lifesaver.)

Camo-my-God it's the "Grill" Sergeant BBQ Apron! 

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Hey, how about some pants with those Grizzly Bear Slippers. There are children present.

I'd Pay 30 Invisible Dollars For This!

The DaVinci Code Invisible Writer ($29) "allows you to write secrets in an invisible ink that can only be read by using the special light from the pen." Here's a secret, as revealed in this simulation of how I believe this pen to work. [Cue dramatic Vatican Pope-drum music] T..O...M...HA...N.....KS...H...A...T..E..S...Y...O..U