Friday, August 21, 2009
STOP EATING! JUST STOP IT!
"The Waistband Stretcher is constructed of durable plastic, and can be adjusted to fit waist-bands from 21" to 45 inches. Order today and make those clothes comfortable again!" Ugh.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
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It's a surveillance camera disguised as a tissue box! Genius! Can you come up with a suitable caption?
The link to the product can be found here.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Want Sexier Lips? Burn Them Temporarily Swollen!
Take a look at this flattering review for the Lip Enhancement Kit--
"This kit really does plump the lips better than lip plumping gloss alone. I noticed it lasted about 2 hours. The directions say to use the plumping gloss (which tingles and feels "spicy") before you use the pump device; and to put it also directly on the device itself, as well. This burned the area around my lips and gave me "kool-aid mouth". So. I suggest using just plain chapstick or gloss, use the device, THEN use the plumping gloss. It seems to work better, and more comfortably. My husband was even impressed with the instant results; he was skeptical, but he's convinced now."
Monday, August 3, 2009
What Hell Looks Like for Outlets
Screaming faces rotate mindlessly in a three-pronged orgy of despair and maddening convenience -- nobody's protected or grounded in OUTLET HELL
Somebody Please Mug This Man!
From Skymall.com: "This newly streamlined all-season travel vest has 22 hidden no-bulge pockets and features the patented Personal Area Network (PAN) licensed from Technology Enabled Clothing TEC. This allows the wearer to route wires from personal electronics through a hidden conduit system. Without the clunky exterior pockets, you don't advertise that you're carrying valuables." ...except you just did, Dummy.
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