Skymall's Shower Squeege Will Pique Your Curiousity in the Most Delightful Way

What are YOU going to squeege in the shower tonight?

Your Dog, Justifiably Confused As to Why You'd Buy This Contraption, Will Assume He's Been Demoted to Living in the Car, and It Will Sadden Him.

Captivating Lamp Could Never Fall for You, Probably Dating Some Handsome, Successful Lamp

The Mademoiselle Floor Lamp, in loving memory of Darren McGavin, the original sexy lamp connoisseur.

"Woah, BOTH kinds of tulips -- real and painted! Very classy. You bet your dick I'll have a glass of fucking Perrier."

"Those things Tuscan or some shit?"

New From Skymall's 'Needy Pillows' Collection

Not to be confused with the catalogue's 'Creepy Pillow' line of couchware, despite how similar they are.