"I'm­­-a rippin the hair outta my face like an old pizza pie-ya"

Channel your own terrible Italian impressions with the R.e.m. Spring Hair Remover. It's like using a bedspring to mow your upper lip, but significantly more expensive.

Spice Up Your Kitchen with the Flavor of the Islands! And by "Islands" I Mean "Doctor's Office!"

Wall Mounted Magazine Rack, hang it next to the apples, pears and throat swabs.