All Your Friends Will Say, "Wow! That HAS To Be From SkyMall!"

Since we're all over 5 feet tall, I can just imagine all the fun my friends and I will have this summer swatting this nonsense out of our faces.

How Bout You Go Take A Long StreetStride On A Short Pier

The StreetStrider Summit 8r costs $2,000. Being the most hated person on the sidewalk ain't cheap!

Mom Sandwich, Now in HD

The IPS Alpha Panel delivers a 178degree wide viewing angle with bright, clear images when viewed from most any location in the room, even from mom's underwear drawer!

Broken Tailbone, Bruised Elbow, and Bloody Nose in 5,4,3,2,1...

Fucking Double Ultimate Recliner Swing!