Sleep Tight, Little Girl. One Day You'll Grow Up To Do Exceptional Things!

Whether you're young or old, you are not welcome in my home with that thing.

If Your Pillow Is Within Reasonable Proportions Of Your Actual Head Size, Who The Heck Are YOU?

(Anyone else feeling the heat between Angry Sleeper #1 and Dead Sleeper #2? Caliente!)

A Dedication to the Loneliest People in SkyMall Magazine