Unsurprisingly, Shirt That Makes Extra Large Statement about BBQ Only Available in XL

Finally, a shirt that puts brussels sprouts in their place.

Man Perishes in World's Slowest Luge Accident

$169.95

Holy Pepperoni! Nice Bald Death Stare Small Ear Karate Pants. I Mean, Nice Abs!

The Ab Radical Abdominal Optimizer will get you thinking about everything but abs!

Just Another Day at the Office

"Your upper body is what makes you beautiful and appear to be fit or not."

If you don't want to be the only non-beautiful person in the office then the Spring Flex UB is the product for you. Just toss off your work clothes, jump into your favorite titey-whiteys and throw your keyboard and other desk accessories out the window. You're on your way to the new beautiful you, judged solely on your upper body.