Just when you thought these dad jeans couldn't get more unhip, you realize they're actually pajamas.
The magnetic tie eliminates sloppiness, destroys Pacemakers.
[Frantically checks pockets and wallet] "Where the fuck did I leave my credit cards and ID!?" - A satisfied Smart Belt Buckle wearer. (Not to be confused with this lifesaver.)
Camo-my-God it's the "Grill" Sergeant BBQ Apron!
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Hey, how about some pants with those Grizzly Bear Slippers. There are children present.
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