Wednesday, May 22, 2013

All Your Friends Will Say, "Wow! That HAS To Be From SkyMall!"

Since we're all over 5 feet tall, I can just imagine all the fun my friends and I will have this summer swatting this nonsense out of our faces.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Lean In, Ladies!

If you're gonna do the domestic thing, just go all in.

"Dad, My Butt Hurts."


The Misty Mate gives the illusion that the house is on fire. But don't worry, it's not. And if it were, the Misty Mate would put it out.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Get That Shattered Pelvic Bone You've Always Wanted

This shoddy elliptical requires assembly and is probably just about as safe as this.

Soon-To-Be-Mugged Traveler is Needy in 30 Different Langauges

Comment dis tu "whiny little bitch" en Fran├žais?

Hey! Check Out that Cool Zombie Dad!!


Cool Zombie Dad Alert! Weeooo Weeooo Weeoooo! Hey Zombie Dads, are you sick and tired of your zombie kids calling your lame? Like your mortality, it is now a problem of the past! With the Skull Cap Brimmed Hat you'll be the coolest Zombie Dad in town! Don't forget your favorite Bazaar coin necklace and unnecessary MIB sunglasses to complete your hip new look!

Great Gift for Your Cat OR GREATEST GIFT FOR YOUR CAT?!

All jokes aside the Feline Tree House looks like an amazing product. If you do not have a cat but still want to spend $800 on some sort of Treehouse I recommend visiting Treehouse Point in Washington for a few nights where you can rent your very own treehouse!

We're on Facebook, Ya Pervs


Lay down, loosen that tie, and see what SPR has to offer on Facebook

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Monday, May 6, 2013

When It is Done and Gotham is in Ashes, You Have My Permission to ENJOY THE SLOPES!


Just because you grew up in an underground prison cruelly taunted by the faint light of the sun, doesn't mean you don't like to glide through that perfect powder like a dark angel. With the Subzero Warm Breath Mask, you'll never have to worry about chapped lips, a chilly nose or being without a constant stream of your life-sustaining super soldier serum.

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Portable Infrared Sauna

Skymall Caption Contest!!!!

This is the Portable Infrared Sauna. It meets all the criteria of a classic Skymall Product: it looks dangerous, costs a fortune, and harnesses the power of infrared rays.


We want you to take this product to task by offering up your funniest caption in the comment section below!

Post a caption in the comments by this Friday at 12 p.m. ET. The winning caption will be posted on Friday afternoon

Sleep Tight, Little Girl. One Day You'll Grow Up To Do Exceptional Things!




Whether you're young or old, you are not welcome in my home with that thing.

Peacefully Sleep Your Way Through Your Next iPod Robbery


Because $27.95 is a small price to pay for the thrill of napping alone in a convertible.

Thank You, Marketplace Money!!

We had a great time chatting with Lois and Barbara on this weekend's edition of Marketplace Money. In case you missed it, audio can be found here. As a token of gratitude for having us on the show, please accept this Red Shoe Cat House. Maybe Lois can get one for her closet - no one will suspect it's not just a regular ole shoe.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Man Perishes in World's Slowest Luge Accident

Looking for a Fratty Way to Drown With Your Friends?


Just because college is over doesn't mean your terrible decision making has to be! Round up your crew and hit your closest mass body of water for some good ol' fashioned competitive drinking! For only $64.99 you can relive your glory days of consolidating cups and drinking beer mixed with ping pong balls covered in germs (if you're lucky enough to not loose your ball to the photoshopped lake again!)


Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Shadow Puppets Make Reading More Not-Hard

The iPad Adjustable Floor Stand provides an efficient and comfortable way to chronicle Dr. Froggy-Woggy's big adventure at the super market.