Tuesday, April 30, 2013

For the Truly Embarrassing Parent

Tush Wipes

"I'm­­-a rippin the hair outta my face like an old pizza pie-ya"

R.E.M. Spring Hair Remover

Channel your own terrible Italian impressions with the R.e.m. Spring Hair Remover. It's like using a bedspring to mow your upper lip, but significantly more expensive.

If Your Pillow Is Within Reasonable Proportions Of Your Actual Head Size, Who The Heck Are YOU?



(Anyone else feeling the heat between Angry Sleeper #1 and Dead Sleeper #2? Caliente!)