For $300, you can slightly impress a fellow tool-head with the Tool Box Refrigerator. Then you will be pressured into offering them a beverage.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
"Baltimore-Washington International Airport, Terminal G, Arrivals, Blue Zone: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Well well, somebody got themselves an adorable new mirror to freshen up with. Heading out tonight, sweetheart? Looking for a little trouble? Oh, you'll find trouble all right. Couple of more touchups in that mirror and you'll be unstoppable. Set'em up and knock'em down, baby. KNOCK'EM ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HELL!
Oh yeah, baby's looking good today. Pretty girl. Pretty, pretty girl. You know what they say -- pretty girls always get the pretty boys. And pretty boys always have such pretty, delectible souls. Just a couple of more dabs on my sniffer and baby's stepping out for a little lunch... in HELL!!!
Skymall asked people like you what they thought about the state of relative measurement in our country today. The response was overwhelming.
"Fuck 'cups' and 'tablespoons,'" you said. "Give us 'cumulus clouds the size of a bus' and 'body cells that die on a good day.'"
You're welcome, America.